1 Peeping imp sailor. 

2 Harp.

3 Filthy mattress.

4 Guts spill.

5 Tomato juice.

6 Hair ball.

7 Yugoslavian dictionary.

8 Moldy lemon.

9 Purse rope of tampax.

10 Catholic suicide.

11 Dime.

12 Cigarrettee.

13 Sleeping dear.

14 Bald thigh.

 

I satisfied a large chinese man who was satisfying a fish, this man had claws like a rabbit and a horn like a tellers turd. I can't say he was on my side, but he had me on my side none the less. I am happiest in the driving seat. Oh I do enjoy life all this back slapping is such good fun.

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